From SoCal to Tokyo this racer kinda sucks wherever you go.
China should have declared war on whoever was responsible for this game. Or at least Perwinkle seems to think so! Find out why in this post!
Pulling the curtain back on Periwinkle’s tortured and pathetic work space while he swan dives back into the Ocean of Mediocracy. Periwinkle played: Silent Hill Origins!
In this post Periwinkle is Seeing ghosts, getting old, getting punked by Albert Wesker and enjoying a Disney classic.
A different task leads Periwinkle down a dramatically different path than usual.
What do you get when you combine near Invicinble Enemies, a non existing plot and some ugly, yanky graphics?!
A very angry Periwinkle!… and this post!
What do Lobsters, Exploding Buildings and Germany have in common?! That’s right?! One heck of a shitty game!
When I’m not cleaning out pool filters or checking the water’s PH levels I can often be found organizing my bad games alphabetically. Fugitive Hunter can be found under the letter, F, not for its name but because it’s Fucking dumb. For nearly two days I had absolutely […]
Before I spent my days skimming pools on an exotic island resort dodging endangered baby Chinese Alligators that Sunny keeps putting in the pool I was a crime scene investigator. A blind, dumb and slow crime scene investigator that despite all physical and mental odds against me still […]
Most days on Paradise are quiet. Still relatively new to the island I try to stay out of the coconut’s and other staffers way just diligently cleaning out the pool, occasionally chasing Pinkie away from the staff laundry I just folded and barbecuing behind the small maintenance shed […]