An Aquatic Adventure that does not make a Splash: Aquaman
Pinkie watched a super hero movie she never saw before on tv recently, she certainly believed she would l have liked the movie a lot more than she actually did! Let’s explain why!
Pretty Princess Pinkie – The Phantom of the Face Off Superhero Movie- Darkman
What if you turned the phantom of the Opera into a superhero? What if you combined it with the amazing movie Face-Off! Now how about we cast Liam Neeson in the lead?! Wait that already exists?
I am on my Couch, yet I feel Lost: Pinkie Watches Labyrinth
After taking a short break to clear her head, Pinkie is back reviewing strange movies again! This one is quite strange, but also quite enjoyable! But why are audience and critics so divided?!
What if Princess Pinkie Wrote: The Super Mario Bros (1993) Movie
The 1993 Super Mario Movie is a wonderful mess! But what if they asked this Time Travelling Unicorn Duck Princess to write this movie? How would it go?! Find out in this post!
Cha-La Bad!! Cha-La : Pissy Princess Pinkie Watches Super Friends
In this post Pinkie watches a strange anime movie! That is quite like that one fighty anime she really likes.. but also not the same at all! All the good stuff has gone!
Pissy Princess Pinkie: Alone In the Dark.. an Uwe Boll Film
I am back watching bad movies again! This one might be the worst one yet! Can I survive.. Alone in the Dark?
Tom Hank’s War on the French
Long before I ended up traveling across the pacific on a raft with only a volley ball to keep me company I was a world renowned Symbolist. I know it sounds far fetched but it’s true. Due to this experience I almost immediately have a hard time wrapping […]
Reptilicus – sort of a review
Who is that boy that is trying to clean the pool in that Periwinkle suit?! And why does he keep inviting people to pee into the pool? Sunny wondered about this and for the first time in a while he decided to stay in his hut near the […]
I didn’t create the Reservoir Dogs game, I’m just dealin’ with it!
Most days on Paradise are quiet. Still relatively new to the island I try to stay out of the coconut’s and other staffers way just diligently cleaning out the pool, occasionally chasing Pinkie away from the staff laundry I just folded and barbecuing behind the small maintenance shed […]
Steampunk? Steamball? Steamboy!
Welcome back to Paradise my dear Island guests, I am dropping the steampunk greetings because I ran out! So instead I will go with: “Good day dear guest, welcome to another beautiful day in Paradise, today we serve you this special blend of Anime-Spritz and the Movie-to. Two […]
